Sidney vs The Week – 12/5/14 – BATTLE ROYALE!

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Well I took a week off and the Week felt safe…think again Week!

Jurassic World Trailer Released – The original film looks better…and it’s 21 years old. This one looks like Green Screen: The Movie! P.S. Where are Chris Pratt’s abs in this trailer?

Star Wars: The Force Awakens Trailer Released – HOLY F*#KING SH!T THE MILLENNIUM F#%KING FALCON! HOLY F*#KING SH!T THAT F!*CKING LIGHTSABER! WHAT IS REALITY?!!!

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Black Friday Sales Down from Previous Years – True meaning of the holidays peaks out from bunker to smile before nearly getting trampled by 38 year old buying discounted(ish) PS4 after bitching to Twitter about the new lightsaber in Star Wars.

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This by GOP Senator’s aid ^ told First Daughters, Sasha and Malia, to Show Some Class – …need I say more?

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This Photo of Ariana Grande^

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Fox News (yes…^ this Fox News) Claims No Racism in America – Go home Fox….you’re drunk. Don’t call us, we’ll….*sigh*…we won’t.

Mariah Carey BOMBS at Tree Lighting Performance – Mariah…sashay…away.

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New James Bond Film Gets a Name, Cast, and Car – The most butch of men openly weep tears of joy.


Terminator: Genisys Trailer Released – We at NotSafe4Werk.com ascertained PreProduction phone call transcripts: “NO! We meant the OTHER Game of Thrones chick…the one that has actually PLAYED Sarah Connor before! Does this one at least have dragons?! Well what is the plot? Stopping judgment day? Didn’t we make 3 movies explaining that the point was judgment day COULDN’T be stopped? Well who is the new Terminator? HIM?! I know he said he’d be back but that was 20 years ago and unlike an android…he DOES age…you’re fired. *end call*”

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Live Peter Pan Airs on NBC – Anyone who watched this instead of the Mary Martin version deserved their fate.

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And the Champion of the Week is…The release of the Star Wars trailer because…well…I’m pretty sure Star Wars says all it needs to. With this many choices though…I can see all the sides so you tell me! I’ve just enjoyed bringing these bitches down like a Black Friday noob!

Keep geek.

-Sidney

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Sidney Stokes lives in an loft apt in the gayborhood of New Nerd City on the Planet Pop, but outside of his head…he lives in Los Angeles where his interests are as vast as and spread out as LALA Land.

1 Comment

  1. All I have to say about Mariah is.. ouch. That hurt me for her. But can we talk about her apparent facial surgery? Or is that just a REALLY bad makeup job?

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