As Not Safe 4 Werk’s Pop Culture Correspondent I have a responsibility to you all to go through what has been happening in our pop culture zeitgeist and talk about it.
I promise to recap each story fairly and justly.
…oh who are we kidding…no I won’t.
Let’s see what our culture has been up to this week.
Felon Gets Talent Contract – Thanks to our newsfeeds, a convicted felon will now get the chance to make money from companies instead of stealing from them. Thanks “Share” button!
Shia LeBeouf Enters AA – While yes, ANONYMOUS is a key factor to Alcoholics Anonymous, millions of people woulda found out when he got to the step in the program called “Apologize for Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull.”
Team USA Out of the World Cup – Bad News: America lost. Good News: American Millenials can stop pretending to care about soccer…until the Women’s World Cup next year. #Happy4thofJuly
Thank you all for reading my inaugural brawl. I can’t wait to see what challengers step up for next week.
Sidney Stokes lives in an loft apt in the gayborhood of New Nerd City on the Planet Pop, but outside of his head…he lives in Los Angeles where his interests are as vast as and spread out as LALA Land. Follow Sidney on Twitter here.