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    What The Walking Dead: Self Help


    We are now five episodes into the season! How exciting! Well… Carol has only been in two of the episodes thus far, which is actually quite tragic and I hope AMC knows that they are hurting their ratings by having the queen missing in action. But hey…just one more week… I guess. But this episode was good because we finally got to prove how I am always right once again! All thanks to our sad friend with the mullet! On with the recap!


    So why am I always right when it comes to lif…The Walking Dead. Because I am. For example, from the beginning I have been telling everyone that Eugene has no idea how to save the world and he is just another annoying, sad, useless, giant baby with a mullet. Turns out I was right. Eugene is INDEED a annoying, sad, useless, giant baby with a mullet. Lets begin with the first logical thing Eugene did last night. Messing with the engine causing a malfunction leading to a bus flip that Madison Montgomery would have been jealous of…


    We then went on to watch Abraham have multiple freak outs and eventually intercourse with Rosita. Eugene of course… watched creepily from behind a shelf which made this show even more uncomfortable. We then hear from Eugene that he messed with the bus because he is afraid everyone is going to leave him if he can’t save the world… So bright idea, he decided to destroy their bus. Come one people.

    wd51So now we get to the part where our group of imbeciles are walking down a road after their second vehicle of the night malfunctioned… and of course there is a huge herd of zombies. Like im not sure if you would even call it a herd…So many walkers…. Then to make matters worse, Abraham goes off the deep end again and grabs Mullet-Man talking about speeding through the walkers in their busted fire truck. Ugh god.

    Then in all of the high tension drama, Eugene finally says… ” I am not a scientist”……


    Really….Thank you Eugene for wasting a colossal amount of time. Hopefully you died when you hit that concrete. I don’t even have much to say about Eugene because Abraham let him know how I feel…. Now where the hell is Carol?

    See you next week on “What The Walking Dead!”

    Tune in every Sunday on AMC at 9/8c (whatever that means) for The Walking Dead!


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