Alright Week, you got scary…well done staying on holiday but did you have to do this?
Adele Came Back With This ^ – NO, I’M NOT CRYING! LET GO OF MY PHONE! I SWEAR I’M NOT TEXTING HIM!!!
Beyonce Shows Up to Ciara’s Birthday Dressed as Storm– And once again, people were talking about Beyonce and not Ciara. Life imitating charts.
A Cher Broadway Musical in the Works – The minute I get money again, after giving Star Wars all of mine, it will be to give this all my money!
Raven Symone Says Two Sides in Horrendous Assault of High School Student by Police – …have an off camera seat, bitch.
Paul Ryan Becomes New Speaker of the House – Wonder if he and Ted Cruz do bicameral recreation of scenes where they, respectively, play Eddie Munster & Grandpa Munster in their downtime? ‘Cause I sure do.
And the Champion of the Week ISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS…Adele because she’s been gone five years and with one video back, dominates the world.
Disagree? Do you not have a heart? Well those heartless individuals can vote here.
