If you missed Part One of the 2nd Annual WERRRK.com Year End Awards, click here!
PF: And we’re back! That break felt longer than Hillary Clinton’s bathroom trip at the last Democratic party debate!
CD: Stick to being pretty and talented Poppy. I’ll handle the shameless humor. And speaking of shameless we need to thank the sponsor of these awards, our friends over at GAG Magazine! Be sure to check them out!
PF: So on with the show Chiffon! Our next presenter is one of our favorites here at WERRRK.com, the beautiful, talented and hilarious Deven Green who is here to announce the winner of the first ever WERRRK.com Drag Photographer of the Year Award as voted on by our readers. Take it away Deven!
CD: Congratulations Maddelynn on winning a fiercely contested category! We look forward to seeing more of your work in the year to come!
PF: And speaking of fierce, that brings us to our next presenter, the 2014 WERRRK.com Queen of Los Angeles, Melissa BeFierce! Melissa is here to announce who her successor in the City of Angels is going to be!
PF: Congratulations to Misty Violet on her big win! That’s an impressive victory considering how many talented performers there are here in Los Angeles. COUGH COUGH!
CD: Stop with the coughing Poppy! You’re the Creative Editor here at WERRRK.com. You weren’t eligible to win Queen of LA!
PF: I had something in my throat!
CD: If I had a nickel for every time you said that……
PF: So its on to our next award, the 2015 Drag Anthem of the Year Award (2014 winner: Let It Go by Idina Menzel)! Chiffon do you want to explain do our viewers at home what this one is all about?
CD: For sure Poppy! This is THE definitive drag song of the year, the song the you were most likely to hear the queens turning out in drag bars from coast to coast! We’re very excited to have all the way from Austin, Texas, a former Miss’d America, the fabulous Sabel Scities here to present this award!
CD: Congratulations Rihanna! Not only is “Bitch Better Have My Money” the Drag Anthem of the Year, its also what queens say when they’re going up to get paid from the bar owner at the end of the night.
PF: Ain’t that the truth!
CD: Now Poppy hold on to your knickers because our new two presenters are going to make your blood pressure rise!
PF: Not just my blood pressure doll! We are so excited to have two of the star of the upcoming show “Newlyweds: The First Year” premiering this Sunday on Bravo (9pm Est/8pm Central), fitness expert Craig Ramsay and celebrity stylist Brandon Liberati! They both were gracious enough to be special guest judges in our pageant earlier this year and now they’re back to announce the winner of the 2015 WERRRK.com Drag Look of the Year (2014 winner: Phi Phi O’Hara)! Take it away boys!
CD: Congratulations Violet on your win and good luck Brandon and Craig on your new show. Poppy, you’re fanning yourself, do you need a minute?
PF: Oh dear, no I’m fine. I’m fine. I’ll be fine.
CD: So we’re going head all the way south for our next presenter, all the way down to Key West to catch up with my good friend the adorable Faith Michaels who is here to present the first ever WERRRK.com Bio Queen of the Year award! This award proved to be extremely popular with the voters and it looks like it will be a staple of our award show for years to come! Take it away Faith!
CD: Congratulations Kat on your win! Chicago is proving to be quite the fertile city for drag talent, isn’t it Poppy?
PF: That’s right gurl and that’s been one of our biggest takeaways from this year’s voting. With that in mind, I’m very excited to announce that next year, for the 2016 WERRRK.com Year End Awards, we will be adding a new award, the Queen of Chicago Award, to go along with her sister awards, the Queen of New York and the Queen of Los Angeles! Make it happen in ’16 Chicago gurls!
CD: That’s exciting! I can’t wait to see who takes that award home next year! I’m also excited for this new award, the 2015 Drag Horizon Award, given to one of the bright young stars on the local drag scenes around the country! Our friend Mimi ImFurst is here to announce the winner of another incredibly close vote that had all ten nominees in the mix to win nearly down to the wire! Take it away Mimi!
CD: Congratulations Phaedra! We can’t wait to see more from you in the coming year! No pressure but don’t make us look bad! *wink*
PF: You’re going to look plenty bad when that corset finally bursts my dear! So anyway, we need to take one more commercial break here but we will back soon with our final three awards, the Drag Moment of the Year, the first ever Lifetime Achievement Award and our biggest prize, the 2015 WERRRK.com Drag Queen of the Year Award! We’ll be back shortly after a word from our sponsors.
PART III COMING SOON
