WEEK! YOU’VE MADE A DAMN MESS!
Justice Scalia Died – He hated a lot of people including, but not limited to, a lot of people. Mostly gays, blacks, and the rights of women.
Donald Trump Criticizes George W. Bush Over Iraq War – In case you forgot, George W. Bush is awful. So awful in fact that only he could make you agree with Donald Trump.
Adele’s Mic Goes Out at Grammy’s -In case anyone needs to hire a newly unemployed sound guy.
Lady Gaga Does Killer Bowie Tribute at the Grammy’s – Produced by Snapchat.
Deadpool Breaks Box Office Records – Studios are shocked violence makes money…who knew…all of us.
Manny Pacquiao, a self proclaimed “evangelical Christian” Loses Nike Endorsement Amidst Calling Gays Animals – Sure, the man that beats people for money is a “good person” and the gays are “animals.”
Lindsey Lohan Endorses Hillary Clinton – I’m not saying Lindsey’s vote doesn’t count…the legal system of California is.
Mob Wives Star Big Ang Passes Away – I didn’t watch the show or follow her, but her kind of cancer did personally affect me and my family, so I’d like to take this opportunity to say, if you can donate to to helping find a cure.
And the Champion of the Week issssssssssssssssssssssss – Deadpool, cause not only did he make a ton of money, but holy damn, it’s a helluva lotta fun at the movie.
Disagree, that’s fair, we don’t all need taste in movies I guess.
Till next week, Week…clean this up.
Keep Geek.
-Sidney
