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Poppy vs. 2018: Week 2 (Picks, Pans, and Porn)

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Well, Pop Tarts, we made it through the first week of January together, and now we’ve gotten through the second!  The Golden Globes kicked it off, and what a kickoff it was!  I’ve said it for years now … God is a woman and that woman is Oprah!  

And speaking of kickoffs, I would be remiss if I didn’t offer up a huge ROLL TIDE ROLL for my home state’s University of Alabama winning the National Championship in football.  Yeah … football, right?

Anyway, without further ado, here are my pans, picks, and points of interest for 2018, week dos!  Truth be told, it’s mostly pans, ’cause this week was in the … er … shithole.


2018 Week Two

January 8, Poppy’s Pick

Oprah for everything!

January 9, Poppy’s Pan 

Obviously nobody taught the Orange One the old “watermelon, vegetable” trick when you don’t know the words.

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January 10, Poppy’s Pan

James Franco … tsk, tsk.  You can’t pretend to be one of us if you’re harassing women. Shame.

January 11, Poppy’s Pan

Clearly the Orange One’s mother rarely washed his mouth out with soap, but when she did, I bet it was white.

January 12, Poppy’s Porn Platitude

You know you’re repulsive when a porn star won’t fuck you for money.

 

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Poppy Fields is indeed from the Deep South – Alabama, in fact – but don’t hold that against her. As one-half of the cabaret duo, Mack & Poppy, she spends most of her time sewing on rhinestones, rehearsing music, and ogling hot men on the streets of West Hollywood.

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