What If Drag Race Took Place in the 90’s? (Part 5)


Click here for Part One, here for Part Two,  here for Part Three and here for Part Four

Welcome back to the 90’s! Who else is going to see Terminator 2 this weekend? Okay, the mood has been set. Let’s find out who else is joining our hypothetical cast, shall we?


Why it’s Hedda Lettuce! Miss Lettuce has been a staple of the NYC drag scene ever since her debut on local cable’s  “The Glenda and Brennda Show” in 1991. Since then, the funny lady who also sings live has made numerous television and film appearances. The self-proclaimed “Queen of Green” is lucky that in the 90’s there was no Michelle Visage on the judges panel to read her for filth for all that green!

I wonder who is next?


Can we talk? No, it’s not Joan Rivers, it’s Frank Marino, the longest running headliner in Las Vegas history! At this point in his career, he was already a few years into her epic run hosting “An Evening at La Cage” at the Riviera Hotel on the Vegas Strip but being as fond of the camera as Frank has demonstrated over the years, it would be a safe bet that with a little arm-twisting, the producers could add him to the cast!

Keep an eye out tomorrow for the reveal of more of the cast!

Click here for Part Six!


Chiffon Dior spends far too much of her day online, taking breaks only to eat, shower and the occasional trip to Starbucks or the MAC counter. Follow her on Twitter at @chiffondior.


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Despite being a drag journalist for over five years, Chiffon only recently realized that she missed a golden opportunity back then to change her drag name to Rhoda Story.

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